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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

a reason to celebrate

One year ago today, I created this blog. Those of you who've been following this blog and past ones of mine, might be amazed that during this past year, I've not only made very few changes to its appearance, if any, but have not had a reason to shut this blog down and start again from scratch! Like, oh, from someone threatening to sue me for its content! *wink* Only one other blog I've had, and I've had numerous ones, lasted this long and it was the very first blog I created back in 2005.

Of course, what would my blog be without a little bit of a change after all this time?!

You may not have noticed it yet. It's a very subtle change. *snicker*

Okay then...the saga continues in The Great Appliance Meltdown of 2008!

When I last left you, the TV in my family room was on the fritz and I couldn't connect my kids' new computer through high-speed Internet because there was no signal coming from the phone jack.

The cable TV tech arrived yesterday and determined within just minutes that my TV was, in fact, a goner. I mentioned the TV I had in the attic and he kindly retrieved it for me. It worked! The video, that is. There was no sound and despite his efforts, he could not produce any sound. I guess I should have realized that any TV set that came from my late grandmother, who passed at 91, wouldn't be working right because she was stone deaf and probably didn't even realize that there was no audio!

The tech mentioned to me that he had spotted another TV set in my attic. Yippee! Yeah...not so fast! This particular set was so old, it had no volume, channel or power buttons located anywhere on the set and a remote control was needed in order to change the channel to 4. Surprise surprise, there was no remote control! Now what would make you think that I'd have any luck after the weekend I had?!

Right now, it's TV Central in my family room. Three different TV sets, three different sizes. My biggest worry was getting the two larger ones out of my family room as I am unable to budge either of them with my little finger.

I had no other choice but to go back to Best Buy last night, the fourth time in the past few days, to look for a new TV. YAY! I get to drain even more money from my bank account!! WOO HOO!

If any of you have had to purchase a new TV set lately, you're aware that most of the TVs on the market are flat-screened. Very few are the big, bulky kind from yester-year, like the two that are stuck in my family room. I found a reasonably-priced set that I really liked and I figured it was time for a new entertainment stand as well as the one I have now is older than dirt and has, coincidentally enough, started falling apart recently.

Things couldn't have gone any smoother which kinda' scares me! The last time things went this easy for me, I had to return to that damn store three times! Anyway, I completely schmoozed the sales person and he totally hooked me up! This is what he did for me:

- $100 off the price of the TV set!
- $20 off the cost of the entertainment stand because the one I wanted was no longer in stock and he agreed to let me have the other one for the same price as the first when I asked. That would have reduced the amount by $10 but when he rang up the purchase, he gave me a $20 discount! It was no mistake on his part either, he said he did it because he liked me! See? I'm not always a bitch!
- The only way to get the two TVs in my family room hauled away is if I had them make a delivery. I chose to save $125 by taking home the stand with me and build it myself so that it would be ready for when they delivered the TV. He was able to reduce the $90 delivery charge to $30 and he altogether eliminated their usual $30 haul-away charge.
- After delivery, the store's techs have to come out to hook up the TV and to make sure it's working properly. My sales guy was able to cut that cost in half.

All-in-all, he still made a nice commission off my purchase and I still almost poked my eyes out with a dull pencil point when I saw the total cost! I'm hoping this TV pays for itself the way my ancient, out-dated one did!

The cool thing about this store is that they have a rewards program. Any purchase over a certain amount of money and you receive $15 in store credit. Between this and the computer purchase the other day, this amount will come in handy when I have to get a new dryer! *wink*

Now, onto the phone issue...

The earliest the phone company could get someone out to my house was this Wednesday. While driving home yesterday from getting my daughter at school, I received a call from the phone company that they had an available tech and would I mind them coming out right away? Would I mind?! That's like someone asking me if I would mind collecting a bazillion dollars after winning the lottery! Silly, silly question!

The tech was a woman and she spent a little over an hour finding and correcting the problem and helping me set up the high-speed Internet. My son is extremely excited that his computer is all set up and I'm extremely excited that I don't have to wait around for the phone company on Wednesday!

As you can see, I'm up early again this morning. When I had my doctor's appointment yesterday, I was reminded that the speed might cause me to have some sleep issues. Despite the fact that I was exhausted at bedtime last night and that I took the muscle relaxant prescribed to me when I had my accident, I only slept a total of two hours. It wasn't like I was staring at the ceiling all night, it was actually a very comfortable, peaceful and euphoric rest in which I had my eyes closed most of the night, I just didn't get much sleep. Since I'm such an early riser, I'm taking the pill five hours earlier today so I shouldn't have this same problem tonight.

At least I hope not but with the way my luck has been lately, who knows?!

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

the games that people play

I don't know about the rest of you, but I never accept phone calls that register 'private number' on my Caller ID mainly because it's usually someone purposefully hiding their identity and who know I wouldn't answer their call if I knew who they were.

Today I got one of those such calls. It took the person three times calling to finally leave a message and then when all was said and done, I still don't know who the fuck he was!

As the message says, according to him he's a voice from my past. Someone who is going to be in town for a few days and who will call me again when his plane lands. No other identifying characteristics, not even a name to let me know who it was. I've always been pretty good about remembering a voice but not this time.

IF I wanted a guy in my life right now, it would be someone who would feel comfortable telling me his name and not greeting me with "this is a voice from your past". All I can say, is that I'm sure there's a really good reason he's in the past and perhaps he should stay there. The fact that he didn't even disclose his name speaks volumes. It's probably some psycho I'd rather see dead. Seriously.

Hopefully I'll be lucky and it's just some guy who dialed the wrong number. Let's all keep our fingers crossed, shall we?!

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

stay gold, ponyboy

Those of us gals who grew up in the '80s probably remember the movie The Outsiders where we'd swoon and drool over the likes of C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze and Rob Lowe. Uuuuuuh, I'm getting moist in the girlie region just thinking about it! Oh and pfffftttt to you Matt Dillon fans!!

My son is entering the 6th grade and from here on in, I have to buy all his text books. It's rather ridiculous having a $300+ bill for someone in the 6th grade! Does that remind you of college, or what?! I can't wait (sarcasm at it's finest) to try to sell the books back at the end of the year to see if I get even $1 for that one $50 book I had to purchase!

Anyway, one of his books is The Outsiders and I couldn't start reading it fast enough! My son came into my room, noticed what I was doing and...

son: "Um...isn't that mine?"

me: "Technically, it's mine because I paid for it."

son: "Moooooooooooommmmm, you know what I meant!"

me: "Of course I knew what you meant. What would life be like if I didn't at least try to be a pain?!"

me: "So I guess what it is that you're really trying to ask is why am I reading your book?"

son: "Yeah."

me: "Would 'because I can' be a decent answer?"

son: "Moooooooooooommmmmmm!"

me: "Okay, okay...stay gold, Ponyboy."

son: "Huh?"

me: "You'll understand when you read the book."

son: "And you're reading the book because...?"

me: "Because it seemed like a better idea than ramming a fork into my eye."

son: "Moooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!"


In other news...

I am so flattered to have been asked to be an Ornery Woman! Words, burps, queefs, nothing can express how I feel right now! If I were gay, I would play tonsil hockey with BillyChic right now, I'm so damn honored!

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